Spit or Swallow??

I have a new aversion and it is not what you think it is. My GAWD people get your minds out of the gutter.

I work with a hard swallower. You know the type that takes a huge swig of water and then makes a gulping sound when they swallow. It totally grosses me out. I sit about 10ft. away from her and I can hear it at my desk. I wonder if this proves useful in other areas of her life? If so, please keep this action under wraps and behind closed doors. Do not bring this to work. Don’t you know you are grossing me out? I am sure you are unaware of this action and it is just a habit, but it disgusts me. I know that I am perfect and don’t have any habits that make you sick, so please stop making me ill.

Why does God punish me with these aversions? Why do I always work with people who are obviously not as smart, pretty, competent, curvaceous and brilliant as I am. The only thing I lack is a bit more compassion. You know the thing in your heart that causes you to truly care about people. Unfortunately, I can count the people I truly care about on my fingers and toes. Okay, I lie to make myself look nicer, it is only my fingers, but you know what I just don’t care. I have my close friends and some of my family to care about, isn’t that enough?