Turkey Neck

I know this person who has this big time turkey neck. Not in the sense that it is flabby, just all encompasing. I mean so encompasing that the thick slab of fat starts at the chin and ends at the clavicle. Now I know this sounds mean, but truly it is more of a medical mystery. I don't think I have ever seen such a sight. This person is not obese nor does she have an abnormally large head just a big fat neck. I wonder sometimes if she has sleep apnea because of this feature. She often complains she doesn't feel well and suffers from insomnia. I want to tell her that all of those problems could be fixed with the simple procedure they call "liposuction"!!! Mean I know, but I am back rambling and you all said you wanted more.

Now, I know that I am not exactly the thinest mint in the box, but my chin is somewhat doubled due to overeating not the natural causes of being ugly.

Oh!!! on the weight loss front I am the proud loser of 28lbs. and couldn't be happier. Omg!!! I am getting so hot and I don't know what to do with myself. So what if I fell out of the good graces of the "Sexy" gods for a short time. I am back and feeling confident and Hawt. By the way, while my vanity shows I must say that I got the cutest haircut tonight. A stylist is like your gynecolgist, once you find a good one you just don't want to give them up. It has taken me two years to find the right stylist and I do believe I am addicted. I heart my new stylist.

One negative note is that I am noticing a wrinkle in between my eyes and it is making me rethink my harsh stance on shooting botulism toxin into my face.

I forgot how therapeutic this blog can be. Hey maybe I should do this more.

Till next time,