This my dear readers is an open letter to all of those girls who shouldn't be doing "that" in public.
You know who you are. You are the short girl on the train wearing her pants 2 inches to long because she wasn't patient enough to spend her money on a pair of petite pants that actually fit. You drive me crazy... One word for you ALTERATION.
And you, you pretentious b*tch with your Miu-Miu bag, don't you know there are babies going hungry in this world. Stop spending $2000.00 on a handbag and your &60.00 manicures. Realize that when someone smiles at you it is polite to smile back.
Oh!!! and you, you are my favorite. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, put vaseline on your nose to relieve chapped skin in the middle of a crowded train. Some things are to be done in the privacy of your home. Seriously, GROSS!!!!
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uh-oh...I might be one of these girls!!! Can you guess which one?
I am in between regular length and petite!!! If I buy petite...they are a smidge too short, so I buy regular with every intention of doing the alteration. Problem is...I can't pay someone to do a job that I know how to do...BUT...I can't do it myself unless I have someone help me pin!
My solution??? Wear heels!
exactly just don't let your pants drag in the mud..... these girls have pants that are four inches too long....
Haha! I won't smile back when someone just did something WRONG. Like the other day when I was driving to the dentist and someone ran a RED light to turn left in front of me. She ended up going to my dentist's office too and she smiled at me (after going a rant about how she was super nervous about dentists--still not an excuse to run a red light!), so I just gave her a dirty look :)
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