My Posse's On Broadway!!!

Oh!!! Sorry, I was thinking of my former profession when I titled this post.

Speaking of previous professions I have been wanting to take one of those stipper pole classes for awhile. Don't ask me why. It isn't like I will ever practice it in my alone time, but I just think it would be neat to learn some of those sextastic moves. I can just see me now a 200+ chunk trying to grip the pole with my mammoth thigh thats circumferance is as big as a "Working Girl's" waist. I am literally lmao just thinking about it.

You must be thinking that I practice a healthy dose of self-degregation daily while in fact that couldn't be further from the truth. Just today I was on the train looking at my reflection and thinking. Damn!! I am beautiful.....I mean, I realize that I am two whole people, but I still got it.